rudeshark.net/src/client/app/common/scripts/get-kao.ts

export default () => [
	'(=^・・^=)',
	'v(\'ω\')v',
	'🐡( \'-\' 🐡 )ﾌｸﾞﾊﾟﾝﾁ!!!!'
][Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)];